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Dogs are barking. Birds are chirping.
The only thing better if I was squirting.
But there's no one here to love on me today.
For the maiden's on holiday.
I'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle,
hoping to avoid certain societal hassles.
I ain't nothing but chivalrous,
ain't never been nothing nasty between us.
She knows where she stands,
on the heart of a broken man.
It's gonna be bad no matter what so
I might as well go ahead and act like a butt.
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